CATCH IT
your coin is perpetually rotating in the air.
HEADS ARE SATIRE · TAILS ARE ABSOLUTE TRUTH
BOTH FACES ARE BLANK. THE METAL DOES NOT DECIDE.
POE'S LAW — WITHOUT A CLEAR INDICATOR OF THE AUTHOR'S INTENT, ANY PARODIC EXPRESSION OF EXTREME VIEWS CAN BE MISTAKEN FOR A SINCERE ONE.
THIS IS THE INDICATOR. TWO IS AN ART OBJECT.
THE OBJECT
a metal coin. blank on both faces, mirror-polished. it is a piece of metal and it is sold as one. it grants nothing, unlocks nothing, and admits you to nothing.
NO CART · NO ACCOUNT · NOTHING STORED